Your Host is me, Amfortas, and I hope you will find good cheer. Please leave swords at the door where our lovely 'Hat-Check Girl' will keep them safe. She will even sharpen them for you.
Renovations are in progress. We shall be open shortly. Meanwhile sit by the fire and I shall bring you a beer. Make it last !
As you can see, we have Dancing girls, singing and band music for your entertainment.