It is enough to drive a chap to drink. So fill your horns, Knights, Gentlemen and Ladies, and the farmers and cobblers, with a Fine Foreign Bevvie of Distinction.
But then listen to this....and that.... and the next one. You may be left speechless by the evasion.
And even MORE shocked by the Trader's remarks. It left the BBC Speechless, so everyone, CHEER.
And finally, 'How it is Done'. Or should that be 'how YOU and I are done'?
Now, free drinks all around.