Friday, July 12, 2013

Different Taverns; Different drinks.

This is not the only Tavern in the region. The Daily Reckoning, down in the Valley of Darkness shines a small lamp to attract weary travellers loaded down with bags of Gold. They attract a different crowd but occasionally one or two climb the mountain-side for a stiff drink here.

Dan Denning, The tavern-Keeper there popped in and took a draught of our House-Brew and spoke to all about the dangers of financial alcoholism.  We generally like young Dan and we liked what he said today.

People in the Spirit Bar and the OZ and US rooms gathered around.

"Exactly how much of the future is foreseeable? Exactly none, at least when it comes to human events. But then, maybe predicting the future is as easy as looking at the past (or Remembering the Future, as Phil Anderson puts it).
  ‘What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun,’ the writer of the book of Ecclesiastes tells us. 
Translation: it’s all been done before and will be done again. There have always been Ben Bernankes in the world. And there will always be people who believe the universe owes them something, or that ...
you can get something for nothing.

In a just universe, these people would get what they deserve. In an indifferent universe, what you get is random. 
Today, what you’re getting is all-time highs on the S&P 500 and the Dow Jones Industrials. Markets rallied after Fed Chairman Bernanke told a conference,
 ‘You can only conclude that highly accommodative monetary policy for the foreseeable future is what's needed in the U.S. economy.’
The bar is open. Drink up. 
That is what Bernanke tells us.  But his bar is a poison well.
We’ll leave the policy debate to the wonks. A more useful way to analyse this news is to study the long-term effects of addiction on the biochemistry of the human brain. This has become a quite personal topic to us for various reasons. We were told recently that more Americans die from overdoses of prescription narcotics than die in car accidents.  
We’re not certain that’s true. But the effects of addiction to prescription drugs are similar to the effects of prescription monetary policy. Initial pleasure is followed by addiction, and then the intense pain of withdrawal. Or death.  
Bear with us a moment and we’ll show you why it’s a useful analogy to the Fed’s situation, rather than a trite and careless one. 
--When you develop an addiction to opiates (morphine, heroin, oxycontin) you .... 
guarantee yourself a lot of pain
when you stop,
...if you can stop. Opiates are agonists, which means they activate or perform the same action as a normal bodily function or process. In the case of opiates, they activate the receptors in the brain that suppress pain and produce sensations of relaxation and euphoria. 
We call naturally occurring opiates endorphins. You can produce them by eating a hot chili, or running, or having a horizontal ending to a fabulous night out with your significant other. Use of opiates also leads to increased dopamine production. Dopamine is the brain’s way of telling you to do something again because it feels so good. 
What opiates do, then, is increase the function of an existing neurochemical system.  
Alas, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. 
And there are those down there in the Valley of Darkness who will try to convince you that bad things are good too.  Yea, when you walk through that Valley, look for a real lamp and not the burning torches lighting a stack of wood to roast YOU on.

Dan continued: 
Addiction to opiates increases the sensitivity of pain receptors in the body. You either have to flood the brain with more of them, or experience what the Klingon’s call ‘bij,’ a form of punishment for bad behaviour. 
But calling in punishment doesn’t do justice to the pain and trauma of having altered the way your brain works. Stopping your use of opiates means enduring the howls of pain as your hyper-sensitive brain cries out for more drugs. This is why the relapse rate is so high for addicts. It’s less painful to get high than it is to get straight. 
Now, it is not hard to see how all this applies to the market. Bernanke can’t get straight (sound money). Every time he tries to make the market off EZ credit, the pain in the system is expressed as higher interest rates and falling stock prices. The brain (investors) howls for more. And yesterday it got what it wanted. 
What you have, then, is a financial culture addicted to pleasure ..
 ...and hyper sensitive to pain. It becomes increasingly .... 
dysfunctional, irrational, and euphoric.
 The market is high, literally. And the only way to keep it from coming down is to give it more. 
That’s the nature of the rally you’re investing in right now. And that’s why we’ve casually called Bernanke a drug dealer in the past. He’s not just altering the internal wiring of the market. He’s incentivising people to seek out risky behaviour to their own detriment.  

Dan concluded with the point. It is one we make here so often.
There is a Moral aspect to this  
that’s comparable to the way drug dealers profit from the
destruction  of a Human Soul."

Even the money-savvy men in the Valley speak in Parables. And it does us all well to listen.

Come here more often, Dan, and bring some friends.

Even the rich can receive Grace.


  1. I knew that from the all the emails I sent you this morning, YOU would discover some gold ;-) LOL ... I'm sure the the mustard-pants guy would love to be as well-travelled as his photo!

    I like your analogy even though the truth of it is very scary!

    1. I have some fine Reds in the bar for you, my dear, and more for the Spirit too. And the photos you send show a wonderful as well as a scary world. (but I still had the pub signs before you) :)

      It is well, as Dan says, to keep a 'sound' eye on the state of the lunatics that run the world, and save - or keep 'reserves' - for the future when all goes belly up. And it will. I save in the Cellar as well in the Safe. I would urge everyone to keep their Cellar well stocked or at the very least keep a line open to the Great Cellar-Master upstairs.

      Ask, Whom does the Grail Serve.


Ne meias in stragulo aut pueros circummittam.

Our Bouncer is a gentleman of muscle and guile. His patience has limits. He will check you at the door.

The Tavern gets rowdy visitors from time to time. Some are brain dead and some soul dead. They attack customers and the bar staff and piss on the carpets. Those people will not be allowed in anymore. So... Be Nice..