But some are firmly of the view that such firmness is too masculine and they prefer to knit.
As did one young lady, a feminist (yes, Virginia, we do let them come into the bar) who dropped in to knit one and pearl a few to see if we would stop being violent to women.
She is 'Empowered'. She refuses to be a 'Cultural Lemming' and become a 'Parent'. Ughhh !!
"Well, there's a bit of hope for us all, at least", someone said.
There is a bottomless pit of ideas for ‘art’ these days, and going down to where the bottom is found, and other orifices in some, the mind will boggle at what can come forth.
Women have choices. She could have chosen her other nether orifice for a different colour palette. It would have made little difference apart from the hue and the phew. But we dissuaded her.
We loudly showed our appreciation.
We also had Mr Paul show his efforts in a similar artistic manner.
We loudly appreciated his efforts too.
We all had a drink. But the lady left for some reason after we warned her about the carpet rules. Mr Paul stayed.