Thankfully, the Tavern can boast a modestly successful one, in that at least I always get a fine daily dinner. And my customers are a non-complaining lot.
Not so elsewhere it seems.
All that is just parody of course. The real Gordon is slightly better. Maybe. Thankfully my staff are far better then this dysfunctional mob.
Pax.
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Ne meias in stragulo aut pueros circummittam.
Our Bouncer is a gentleman of muscle and guile. His patience has limits. He will check you at the door.
The Tavern gets rowdy visitors from time to time. Some are brain dead and some soul dead. They attack customers and the bar staff and piss on the carpets. Those people will not be allowed in anymore. So... Be Nice..