King's Knights' Porn

Back in my early days when I was a King, my Knights, like farmboys, liked to pore over illuminated manuscripts that would get the heart racing and the juices flowing. Things have not changed.

Nowadays, of course, the Knights have different steeds and weaponry, but lads being lads, no matter how well bred, will still look at  pictures which polite society may not deem fit for the dining table. In the Tavern which is a favourite place for heroes and men of a military bent, porn is still passed around  and huddled around in the darker corner tables.

I thought I might let you look.

Mum taking the chick out.

Some of my personal favourites. Retro. Perhaps 'vintage'. 

Lances were dropped for Javelins.

We liked moving ones too. 

The Americans, so I understand from my mate the Major, try out their junior Knights on this little beast. The Beechcraft Texan 2

Here's one actually doing its stuff.

The British however train their young lads on a rather hotter sort. The Tucano.

Similar, but with cigar !

Now, this one is to drool over.

A Gentleman's residence while on Battle tour.

This for a relaxing afternoon just to keep the hands on the reins.

Enough. I am feeling all hot and bothered.

Back to serving Ale.

OK. One more, with feeling.

Addendum

As a lady customer of some Standing pointed out that there is 'other' subject matter a lady might get ...er....expectant  about, I add her suggestion in here.

Pax.