Monday, August 1, 2016

And in the Red Corner, weighing in at........

Most of last week saw Tavern regulars tuned in to the Big Contenders at their Conventions. The Prize - the Presidency of the USA - or what's left of it. Neither The Donald nor Hillary mentioned the siege of a USAF base in Turkey, but heck, they had more important matters on their minds. And boy did they reveal their lurid thoughts. With some exceptions of course.

It is just possible that Hillary was smarting from having her launch happen at the same time as the new Wonder Woman film. But her team had it covered, just.

The Donald did mention a lot of American Values, which boiled down to what some previous pres had said... 
"The Business of America is Business". 

He didn't mention any Christian values which I doubt he knows much about. Neither did he mention the centrepieces of his proposed 'Wall'. The rumour around the bars was that he intends to build casinos every 20 miles along the wall with big revolving doors on the Mexico side and small back doors on the US side. Any illegal could get really lucky on the crap tables and win a Green Card. The economy would benefit where people smugglers used to hold the cards and the cash. The taxpayer would be relieved of the burden of Border Guard pay.

He's a smart one, the Donald. He said as much. Several rounds per minute.

Hillary though also ommitted a real Unique Selling Point - the Clinton Foundation.  Rumour again had it that the Foundation is really a front for solving the balance of Payments problem and ultimately the deficit. So much furrin - read Islamic - money has been imported in exchange for - not the usual goods and services, manufactures and farm produce, mining and tornados - but favours from Hillary and Bill and Chelsea, that the entire nation will soon be awash. She has to spend it somewhere.

But rather than showcase both parties here I shall leave it to Daniel Greenfield to fill us in on just Hillary's in a wholly unbiased and impartial manner.
Welcome to the Communist Party, U.S.A.
How Hillary’s scary speech revealed her mistake in wearing a white pants suit to her coronation.
Wearing a white pantsuit, Hillary Clinton plodded out on stage to accept the nomination that she had schemed, plotted, lied, cheated, rigged and eventually fixed a series of elections to obtain.
Then she claimed that she was accepting the nomination of a race she had rigged with "humility”.
Humility is not the first word that comes to mind when thinking of Hillary Clinton. It is not even the last word. It is not in the Hillary dictionary at all. But this convention was a desperate effort to humanize Hillary. Everyone, including her philandering husband and dilettante daughter, down to assorted people she had met at one point, were brought up on stage to testify that she really is a very nice person.
This wasn't a convention. 
It was a series of character witnesses for a woman with no character. 
It was an extensive apology for the Left's radical agenda cloaked in fake patriotism and celebrity adulation.
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's Wife.
Sinclair Lewis famously said, "When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross". More accurately, when Communism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. That's what the Democratic National Convention was.
This night presented Hillary Clinton as all things to all people. She was a passionate fighter who found plenty of time to spend with her family. She is for cops and for cop-killers. She likes the Founding Fathers and political correctness. She wants Democrats to be the party of working people and of elitist government technocrats. And, most especially, she cares about people like you.
The convention, like everything about Hillary, was awkward and insincere.
There was Bernie glaring into the camera just as Hillary was thanking him for rallying a bunch of young voters whom she hoped to exploit. 
There was Chelsea Clinton reminding everyone that the Clintons are a dynasty and that everyone in it gets a job because of their last name, right before introducing her mother whose only real qualification for her belated entry into politics was her last name. And there was Jennifer Granholm who got an opportunity to have an incoherent public meltdown at the convention.
There's the mandatory video explaining how Hillary Clinton personally hunted down Osama bin Laden while sitting in a chair. "She's carrying the hope and the rage of an entire nation,” Morgan Freeman intones. Coming in November 2016. And Hillary Clinton will be played by Meryl Streep. Donald Trump is compared to Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. It's rather obvious even to the handful of Hillary supporters that their candidate fits the Ratched role much better than Trump does.
The audience was told incessantly that Hillary Clinton loves small children. Once would have been enough. Twice would have been enough. By the millionth repetition, it seems more like Hillary is the witch trying to lure children into her gingerbread house.
Er.... don't mention Planned Parenthood !! The witch Hillary would be selling their organs from a stall erected on the lawn. With a proper permit, of course.
Helping out with that task were a continuing parade of young female celebrities. If you thought that Elizabeth Banks and Lena Dunham were awkward, just wait for Katy Perry and Chloe Moretz urging their cohort to go out there and vote for Hillary right after a bunch of ex-military people claim that the woman who helped ISIS take over two countries and the Muslim Brotherhood even more countries than that will be good for national security.
General John Allen, formerly of the Marine Corps, currently employed by Qatar's pet Brookings think tank, insisted that only Hillary Clinton could defeat ISIS. That's like saying that only Mrs. O'Leary's cow could put out the Great Chicago Fire which she started. Furthermore Qatar played a major role in the expansion of Islamic terrorism that helped culminate in the current crisis.
There were treasonous Republicans, confused celebrities and a weirdly lifelike Nancy Pelosi. There was yet another New York politician likely to be indicted, Andy Cuomo, trying much too hard. But topping them all was Hillary Clinton who was in her manic mode, trying too hard to be human, and failing.
Eyes wide, looking suspiciously from side to side, shrilly barking lines into the microphone that stripped them of their emotional context, Hillary delivered both sides of her personality in one speech.
The Donald points to them.
And both sides of her agenda.
The radical agenda of the Left was clumsily cloaked in references to the Founding Fathers. The same group of people whose names the Left want to see ground into the dirt. Hillary's call for collectivism, the insistence that none of us can do anything as individuals, was dressed up in E Pluribus Unum and the Founding Fathers.
Sinclair Lewis was almost right. When Communism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag.
The old Elizabeth Warren-Barack Obama theme of "You didn't build that” had become Hillary's theme once again. No one does anything on their own. It takes a village of bloated bureaucrats to do anything. And Hillary has to be appointed to run this village of bloated bureaucrats who, like her, never actually do anything but sing their own praises and then give themselves pay raises and more power to abuse.
Donald Trump, we are told, is a terrible person who actually believes in individualism. While good progressives like Hillary know that individualism is a pernicious lie told by running dog capitalists.
And Hillary will be a "a President for Democrats, Republicans, and Independents”. She'll be such a good president that we won't even need elections anymore. Just like the Democrats dispensed with them. There will just be one "village” under Hillary and Huma and the rest of their ridiculous neo-Reds.
Then Hillary will fix the economy by banning people from giving money to Republicans and promoting voter fraud. She will legalize illegal aliens to "grow our economy” by destroying still more American jobs. And she will see to it that companies "share profits” to working people. And by working people, she means the Clintons. College will be free. And the "super-rich” will pay for it all.
The "super-rich” are the really rich. 
Not flat broke paupers like the Clintons.
Half of Hillary's new positions were things that she had rejected as too radical when Bernie proposed them. Now they're not too radical anymore. Because the Democrats always keep turning Left.
Yesterday's crazy radical idea is tomorrow's Democratic slogan. Yesterday's Alinsky disciple is tomorrow's moderate Democrat. Yesterday's Communist notion is tomorrow's DNC speech.
And so Hillary Clinton embraced wealth redistribution and re-appropriation from people who aren't her. She embraced it with verve and gusto. She pushed Communism dressed up in references to the Founding Fathers. It takes a village to take away all our political and economic freedoms.
Bernie Sanders lost, but he won. Or rather it didn't matter which of them won since they both shared the same radical agenda. The only difference was that Bernie was willing to be honest about it.
Hillary wasn't. Until now.
This was a speech that could have been given in Moscow during the Cold War. Instead it was delivered to an enthusiastic audience of Democrats who love the idea of taking away someone else's money.
Who'd be better at that, do you think.  The Donald or the Shrillary. 
Beneath all the distractions, the celebrities and family stories, is the fundamental idea that Hillary has more of a right to your money than you do because she is "humbly” more enlightened than you are.
There's a name for that ideology. It comes with a hammer and sickle, with the color red, with gulags and firing squads, with little red books and big black prisons, and the death of the human soul.
Hillary made a mistake by wearing a white pants suit to her coronation. She should have worn red.
So there you have them, ladies and gentlemen. In the Blue corner, blowing his Trumpet, and in the Red corner, raw in tooth and nails.

If something dark this way comes,
Make sure it is YOU.

Gird your loins: don your mail; pull your hood up over your face. Better than either of them pulling it.



  1. Fascism and communism are two sides of the same coin.

    The sheeples are fed by the media and do not wake up!!

    We should be afraid, very afraid…

  2. If Warren is Pocahontas, then surely Clinton is Cleopatra, Queen of De Nial.

    1. Perhaps, in light of the grafitti (which is in Melbourne, by the way), Clinton ought to be Nevertitti. :)


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