Tonight the Tavern will have a BBQ. The restaurant is fully booked. There will be none of this 'Gourmet' stuff with one square centimetre of dubious something in the middle of a 12" plate. The TV chefs can take it and shove it.
Tonight we have 'Men's Food'. We might allow a bit of salad, if there is any room.
And our special guest chefs are American.
Yes, and hairy ones too. Just the sort of chaps that Knights are comfortable around.
Get that down you and wash it down with a tankard of the Tavern's finest.