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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

How Far Down the Slope?

A Metaphor for our times. Irony.

An elderly Catholic Nun is frisked by a Muslim security agent.



That's how far.

Mind you, the Nun is armed - she has Rosary beads, with a full clip of 66 rounds.

Drink deep.

Pax




6 comments:

  1. 66 eh? How did they arrive at that figure?

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    1. The creed
      Our Father
      3x Hail Mary
      Glory Be.

      That's six. Then.. The Rosary proper

      5x the following ....
      Our Father
      10x Hail Mary
      Glory be
      Oh My Jesus
      That's 5 x 13 = 65
      +
      Hail Holy Queen = 66

      Add the pre-Rosary Prayers makes 72.

      (Always have some spare rounds in your pocket.)

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  2. And 2 x 72 leads to another special number :-)

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    1. Unfortunately that link is to a rolling FB page. Is this what you meant? http://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2016/06/rowan-dean-in-fine-fighting-form-with-a-ball-tearer-column-on-the-wanker-of-the-year-.html

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