I cannot say more at this point. The puppets of the N$A and Shockland Yard are buggering the phones.
Great Uncle Bulgaria thought he had got away with it by dying but he is to be exhumed from the back of his cupboard and hanged after a fair trial complete with uncorroborated accusations, by a jury of middle-aged women.
Thanks go to Anna Raccoon. And a fine drink of Distinction too.
Next week's Shock expose: Germaine Greer - The Real Dr Who: Named as Universal Patriarchal Oppressor of Womyn.